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FiSH's Funny Names

Postby FiSH » Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:16 am

This is one thread that I wasn't about to leave in the dust. For those unfamiliar with my inititive, I work in an environment where I come in contact with a large number of clients and business partners. 8 years ago, a colleague and I decided to break up the monotony by recording all of the funny names we encountered. Today, there are 9 people contributing to this list of names - each one confirmed to be actual names. Currently, the list is like a holy grail that cannot be added to unless the submission is agreed upon by myself and another colleague.

While my updates will be subject to "making the cut", each of you are invited to join the fun by posting the funny names you encounter. As of 9/24/12, this is our complete list of actual names and entities. Enjoy!

Sally New-Breast
Seymour Weiner
Dlck B. Cumming
Dewey Peters
Alan Krochtengle
Peter Rott
Jack A. Dicklin
Donald Duck
Crystal Metheny
Linda Peepies
Peter Shits
Chave R. Nipple
Michael Growcock
Fawn Longdue
Michelle Eaton Katz
Steven Duncum
Holly Cost
Havna Dubee
Craven Mayfield
The Godown Group (insurance agency)
Peter Reizes
Dr. Deng & Dr. Dong (same office – Deng, Dong MD’s)
Tina Colotta
Emmilou Clotfilter
Rusty Peters
Peter Hardin
Dr. Dlck Handler
Cleave Members
Peter D. Licius
Robin Skinserdad
Barry Weed
Louis R. Bologna (Louis Rich?)
Brian Dickover
Timothy P Zajonk
Peter Tocco
Ben Sopey
120 John Holmes Rd, Cream Ridge, NJ (client's address)
Sandy Artichoker
Moe Lester
Anita Johnson
Mickey Finn
Huda Mann
Spud Peel
Sandy Getto
Peng Guinn
Fukas A. Ginn
Lisa G. Stringer
Fukas A. Ginn
Mickey & Minnie Mouse (brother & sister) seriously!
Peter Stroker
Dlck Meltzoff
Luvin Johnson & Peters (lawfirm)
P. N. Pool
Peter Tuchin
Harry Oyster
Dana Luvin-Money
Jimmy Hatt
Sharon Needles
Mohamed N. Fadel
Michael Molleston
B. Harry Deal
Wendy Day
Colon Ranger
Harry Anis
Bernice Hangen-Johnson
I. B. Medlin
Vin Bangaswamy
Penny A. Head
Rosie Johnson
Dlck N. Bush
Richard D. Hardon
Tad Moredick
Doug Grossweiner
Morris Askenazi
Phil Theo Johnson (say it fast)
Skip Showers
Melissa G. Spotts
Gina Lohan-Granade
Jack Harder
Ram Reddy
Harry Ball
Rose Bowles
Zed Buttroot
Alotta Carbom
Anita Fellows-Johnson
Lisa Greene-Flagg
Anita Woody
Al Donova
Harry Greensack
Shelly Shovlin-Cole
Suk Ing Bong
Gene Poole
Elena P. Onyu
Amans Yuren
Gene Poole
Kennedy Center
Colin A. Hooker
Bryce Klispies
Linda Hand
Luke Skye Walker
Gaye Pride
Virginia Ham
Jacob Slatter
Harry Legg
Carolyn Pitt-Shaver
Dick Nailer
Marina Waters
Doug Graves
Ita Burger
Lance A. Lott
Rich Unkel
Jocelyn Storm-Trouper
Jade Green
Rayne Waters
Rock Musick (Reginald Rockford Musick)
Amad Bandyu (A mod banned you)
Sheila Cooter-Blister
Kittie Wisker
Rita Book
Jennifer Maple-Story
Tara Hedoff
Debbie D. Dallas
Calvin Blue Ray
Haylik Mawini
Mary A. Monster
Marvin Gardens
Dr. Bills
Frank N. Berry
Harriet Super-Grover
Oma Lorde
Patti Melt
Thann Kiew
Yusukov Adolfin
Shidonya Walls
Ada Bugg
Halima Fukhimova
Melissa Cocke-Block
Debbie Costas-Money
Meg McMuffin
Trashona Couch
Kim Patches O’Hare
Roxanne Motley-Cruz
Art Sefartze
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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby FiSH » Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:38 am

This morning's addition:

Anita Tan-Mann
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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby jwhx » Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:57 am

When I worked the loading dock of a clothing retailer I shipped a package to: Misty Tampon. That's just an unfortunate last name.

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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby FiSH » Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:10 pm

Of all the names I have provided, this is going to be the toughest for anyone to believe is legit. This came from one of our field offices and I insisted on some type of documentation to confirm it. I was told to request a file review so I did last week. The file arrived this morning and my group of liasons and partner in crime that maintain this list all agree that this name will be 'king of the list' for a long time to come. Here's our first place winner.

Ruth P. Donner-Selph

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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby Ellsworth » Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:03 pm

^ :D That's crazy. Why wouldn't she just refrain from using the initial "P"? Is she really that oblivious?

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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby jacobvandy » Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:29 pm

That's when you have to make up some creative pronunciations, like "Doh-nair," and vehemently rebuke anybody who says it the other way.
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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby werepossum » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:28 pm

Ellsworth wrote:^ :D That's crazy. Why wouldn't she just refrain from using the initial "P"? Is she really that oblivious?

Well, she doesn't want to be confused with all the other Ruth Donner-Selphs, obviously. ;)

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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby FiSH » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:31 pm

Minnie Cox
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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby jwhx » Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:02 am

Just found this person in the company database:

Judy Pooty

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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby Natedog » Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:51 pm

I work with a gal named:

Misty Mounts

When I first found out I had a hard time not giggling to myself :D

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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby Humanoid1 » Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:06 pm

Hi again, finally found you guys thanks to Samuel71 ^_^

One of those names I always like was:

Dwain Pipe

Saw it Years back on a TV show of funny real names, had the actual guy come on amoungst a host of other good ones.

Also thought I would add my address for my street which I always liked :

Houndiscombe Road
Mutley

Plymouth
Devon
UK


(BTW you have a few duplicates I noticed in your list : Fukas A. Ginn, Gene Poole)

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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby Ronin » Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:12 am

I met a woman once named Marijuana Stiger.

It was awkward.
After seeing and hearing about the amazing rigs that many people have on these forums; it seems rather silly for me to the specs of my very modest gaming PC. It works and that's good enough for me.

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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby FiSH » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:53 pm

Got a short but compiled list of names emailed to me that have been collected since I've been out of work.

Stephanie Line-Leader
Wan Sumo Piza
Rainy Day
Jack Sprat
Kanyu Dants


And one that my wife found at her office.

Peter Rabot
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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby Ellsworth » Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:21 pm

Humanoid1 wrote:Hi again, finally found you guys thanks to Samuel71 ^_^

Welcome, Humanoid1!

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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby Humanoid1 » Sun May 12, 2013 8:40 am

Thanks Ellsworth :)

Busy times over here of all kinds! But checking in to drop another name that tickled me a touch :

Crystal Kwok - Co Star of Jet Li's The Master

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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby jwhx » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:53 am

I just received an email at work from a David Schitter.

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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby FiSH » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:58 am

Spoke to this lady today.

Leanona Person
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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby FiSH » Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:54 am

Jim Snoderdad
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Re: FiSH's Funny Names

Postby jwhx » Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:15 pm

Heheheheh.
Just found this one in the work database.
Willie Shavers

And for the Daredevil fans
Matthew Murdock

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